SOLD
– Etsy spokesperson Adam Brown on Regretsy; Wall Street Journal, 10/16/09
Here are some of the items featured on Regretsy that found buyers. If you know of a sale we missed, please let us know!
Penis apron – SOLD
Protest shirt – SOLD
Sexy vertebrae heels – SOLD
Justice for Caylee – SOLD
Fleur de lis hook – SOLD
Apolstery tack – SOLD
Harry Potter keychain – SOLD
DIY cereal bowl – SOLD
Brown thong – SOLD
Soccer cup – SOLD
Vagina bicycle cup – SOLD
Eagle felt hat – SOLD
Bad painting – SOLD
Personalized duffel bag – SOLD
Heart + key necklace – SOLD
Lego rosary – SOLD
OBL seashell – SOLD
Typewriter key – SOLD
Massages card holder – SOLD
Number 8 – SOLD
Elven bracelet – SOLD
Gag gift – SOLD
High waist pants – SOLD
Scrapping jock swimsuit – SOLD
Polka dot shirt – SOLD
Floral skirt – SOLD
Formula recipe – SOLD
Emotional acorns – SOLD
See through bikini panties/a> – SOLD
I heart Docter – SOLD
Freind album – SOLD
Marily Monroe painting – SOLD
Fallen Arches – SOLD
Spoon art – SOLD
God box – SOLD
Belly message – SOLD (more available)
Valdemort earrings – SOLD
Mummified cat – SOLD
Tortoise shell glasses – SOLD
Eat Kale – SOLD
Running is sexy – SOLD
Vintage calico pin – SOLD
Twilight candle holder – SOLD
Pepto hat – SOLD
Vintage OUIJA board – SOLD
Vintage peg rack – SOLD
Mumpfs – SOLD
Engagement ring plush – SOLD
Fairy door – SOLD
Piss play finger puppets – SOLD
Earrings of pom pom – SOLD
Lady Chatterly dress – SOLD
Horse shit painting – SOLD
Back to the Future one-sheet – SOLD
9-11 Dog clothes – SOLD
Shell pasties – SOLD
Peace hemp bracelet – SOLD
Blue-black hair extensions – SOLD
Leather hippie headband – SOLD
Beaver faces – SOLD
Elvis painting – SOLD
Wedding dish – SOLD
Bob Dylan painting – SOLD
Mushroom cookie cutter – SOLD
Mushroom fairy ring – SOLD
Fluorescent pink giraffe – SOLD
Penis cushion – SOLD
Squirrel beer cozy – SOLD
Hebrew Coke t-shirt – SOLD
Black satin rose clutch – SOLD
Number 2 pencils – SOLD
Pot leaf toilet seat – SOLD
Glass steelite knife – SOLD
Flower Fascinator – SOLD
Tortoise lamp – SOLD
Cemetary sign – SOLD
Tea saucer necklace – SOLD
U.S. Map quilt – SOLD
Jesus clock – SOLD
Clown quilt – SOLD
Bronze enema brooch – SOLD
Leather and beads bracelet – SOLD
Hippie dress – SOLD
Afghan pants – SOLD
Cinnamon bun earrings – SOLD
Barbie muumuu – SOLD
Kama sutra cake topper – SOLD
Tortoise and Hare mixed media – SOLD
RIP Amy Winehouse – SOLD
Feather eyepatch – SOLD
Rabbit fur vest – SOLD
Mushroom sculptures – SOLD
Coyote wolf hat – SOLD
Job seeking ritual bathing kit – SOLD
Tree hugger dress – SOLD
Sex education demo butt – SOLD
Unicorn hoodie – SOLD
Leopard print bowtie – SOLD
Valdemort earrings – SOLD
Harry Potter erotic giclee – SOLD
Snape fish sculpture – SOLD
Tampon cozies – SOLD
Log purse – SOLD
Silicone thing with hair – SOLD
Clown wreath – SOLD
Little Kim baby gown – SOLD
Man falling from burning building toy – SOLD
Framed mature embroidery – SOLD
My First Teddy Bear – SOLD
Catnip fetus toy – SOLD (more available)
Masturbating dinosaur – SOLD (more available)
Meerkat manger – SOLD (more available)
Custom painted Twlight sneakers – SOLD (more available)
Involuntary Emesis – SOLD (13 pieces sold on 10/18/09)
Sexy vampire reusable pad – SOLD
Michael Jackson cat toy – SOLD
Acrylic bird man painting – SOLD
A for Abortion – SOLD
Corn poo soap – SOLD (more available)
Pop tab and game piece choker – SOLD
Twitter bird – SOLD
Woolen tampon keychain cozies – SOLD (more available)
Merkin panties – SOLD
target=_blankChicken poncho – SOLD
Rainbow wipes – SOLD
Pizza brooch – SOLD
Paper clip necklace – SOLD
Nazi Killer painted skateboard – SOLD
“You Are Magnicifent” wall hanging – SOLD
Armpit worship hanky – SOLD
Panda ski mask – SOLD (more available)
Mini denture keychain – SOLD (more available)
“Edward Cullen’s eyes” knit hat – SOLD
Vulva portrait necklace – SOLD (more available)
Frida Kahlo uterus plushie – SOLD
Vagina water bottle cozy – SOLD
Take Small Steps – SOLD
Recycled cat food bag tote – SOLD
Sparkling vampire pin – SOLD
Butterfly brooch – SOLD (more available)
Love is Dangerous painting – SOLD
Broken Wall-E charms – SOLD
Prairie dog foot necklace – SOLD
Button hair comb – SOLD
Say What painting – SOLD
Felt bracelet – SOLD
Monster yarn dress – SOLD
Photo doll – SOLD
Cheese grater clock – SOLD
Belly button witch – SOLD
Misspelled Sarah Palin glass ornament – SOLD
Embroidered Lady Gaga toilet paper – SOLD (more available)
Twilight checkbook cover – SOLD
Fly painting – SOLD
Fairy toilet – SOLD
Goat coat – SOLD
Twilight necklace – SOLD
Squirrel blood necklace – SOLD
Morning Muricide print – SOLD
Say What cat toy – SOLD
Sailor Boy watercolor – SOLD
Dewey penis pendant – SOLD
Needle felted vagina necklace -SOLD
Deb’s gypsy dangler – SOLD
Nancy Grace painting -SOLD
Vagina painting – SOLD
Vintage “Pretend” sweater -SOLD
Self-Help book – SOLD
Starbucks Frappuccino lid wreath – SOLD
Denny Pinkham Christmas painting – SOLD
Bear and girl painting – SOLD
Breast Christmas ornaments – SOLD
New Moon personalized portrait – SOLD
Pizza roll guinea pig – SOLD
Oyster shell creche – SOLD
Elefunk Junk Trunk – SOLD
Reusable “Doggy Love” menstrual pad – SOLD
Grass earrings – SOLD
Walnut head alien – SOLD
Cat watercolor – SOLD
Jewpac Kippur shirt – SOLD
Woodsy Meandering hairclip – SOLD
Giant ceramic cocktail ring – SOLD
New Year’s Eve donkey – SOLD (27 sales on 12/13/09)
River of Love CD – SOLD
Popsicle stick ornament – SOLD
Hummingbird feeder hat – SOLD
Basset hound nativity – SOLD
Tinsel creature – SOLD
Manatee Hanukkah ornament – SOLD
Beaded Jesus earrings – SOLD
Caroling beagle sculpture – SOLD
Advent bonus journal – SOLD
Prune hat – SOLD
Girls with a Pearl Earring painting – SOLD
Javelina lighting a menorah – SOLD
Madonna and Cuttlefish – SOLD
Skully Santa sweater – SOLD
Merry Go Fuck Yourself mug – SOLD
Elfin Santa Elf – SOLD
Madame Butterfly Shawl Vest – SOLD
Bronze Gourd Rattle – SOLD
Vintage Charles and Diana Wall Hanging – SOLD
DIVA Mirror – SOLD
Blue elephant toy – SOLD
Rosie O’ Donnell boxed art – sold
Swastika dress – SOLD
Jesus on a laptop – SOLD
Handpainted ferret panties – SOLD
I Love You More Than Edward Cullen card – SOLD
Cecilia the Happy Croissant – SOLD
Aunt B greeting cards – SOLD (9 sold)
Denim and lace skirt – SOLD
Kawaii nerd glasses – SOLD
Dreadlock – SOLD
Heidi Motag painting – SOLD
Gum ball decanter – SOLD
Whimsicle Fuckery sign – SOLD
Love One Anouther sign – SOLD
5 Chickenpants dolls – SOLD
“Bonjouv” cards – SOLD
Dennis Hopper and Conan toys – SOLD
Aluminum foil cards – SOLD
Canadian “WW 11″ uniform button – SOLD
Penis crucifix – SOLD
Presidential toilet paper – SOLD (more available)
Robert Pattinson pillow – SOLD
Groundhog dreamcatcher – SOLD
Emboidered Sarah Palin toilet paper – SOLD (more available)
Gold felt pin – SOLD
Penis painting – SOLD
Penis crucifix – SOLD
Beaded Jesus earrings – SOLD (more available)
Tinkerbell pillow – SOLD
Needle felted dog – SOLD
Nude with pig heads – SOLD
Pony painting – SOLD
Spirit angel logs – SOLD
Monotype – SOLD
Wyoming/Wisconsin T-shirt – SOLD
Alice in Wonderland necklace – SOLD
Penguin hoodie – SOLD
Recycled postcards – SOLD
Misspelled Twilight bookmark – SOLD
Cocaine owl – SOLD
Tony Danza cross stitch pattern – SOLD
“I Love Black People” earrings – SOLD
Natural wood wand – SOLD
Whimbsicle” bracelet – SOLD
Barry Manilow pillow – SOLD
Upcycled Zipper Pouch – SOLD
Deconstructed Oxford shirt – SOLD
Wolf head rug – SOLD
“Adorable” coin bag – SOLD
Pocket in a Hurry – SOLD
Jesus guitar pik earrings – SOLD
Love All Ways print – SOLD
Misspelled cross stitch – SOLD
Sweat Day mug – SOLD
Whimps necklace – SOLD
Misspelled steak tote bag – SOLD
Set of unfortunately glazed bowls – SOLD
Vintage LL Bean sweater and bread bad – SOLD
Spongebob kippah – SOLD
Tie-dyed shorts – SOLD
Shazdakel doll – SOLD
I Love Vampire Boys T-shirt – SOLD
Rocketbird – SOLD
I Love Bella charm – SOLD
Big balls business card holder – SOLD
Cthulhu babies key chain – SOLD
Orange prison dress – SOLD
Obama T-shirt – SOLD
Snakeskin purse – SOLD
Crocheted Star Trek doll – SOLD
Brown felted wool pebbles – SOLD
Native American necklace – SOLD
Tattoo style uterus print – SOLD
Custom toga – SOLD
Klingon T-shirt – SOLD
Mispelled John Wayne quote plaque – SOLD
Erotic Star Wars note cards – SOLD
Striped jumpsuit – SOLD
Mispelled embriodery – SOLD
“Whimsycle” necklace – SOLD
Crocheted vagina bicycle seat cover – SOLD
Edward Cullen tampon case – SOLD
Denim shorts tote bag – SOLD
God box – SOLD
Human Centipede cat toy – SOLD (more available)
Doll heads on door knobs – SOLD
Lady Gaga zen rake – SOLD
Thong liner – SOLD (more available)
Peace sign painting – SOLD
Entangled dress – SOLD
Personality Egg – SOLD
Panty purse – SOLD
Unicorn hoody – SOLD
Squirrel earrings – SOLD
Cinnamon bun olive oil soap – SOLD
Michael Jackson Krishna rosary – SOLD
Piss and puke print – SOLD
Hello Kitty ball gag – SOLD
Strap dress – SOLD
Chuck Taylor high-top sandals – SOLD (more available)
Unicorn outfit – SOLD
Zombie Golden Girls SOLD (more available)
Steampunk Jesus clock face – SOLD
Fake baby formula recipes – SOLD
Zombie Golden Girls – SOLD (more available)
Sexy Jesus cards – SOLD (more available)
Enema Brooch – SOLD (more available)
“Cellulite” jewelry chest – SOLD
Bear coat hook – SOLD
“Marraige”(sic) embroidery – SOLD
U.S. map quilt – SOLD
Coffee corset – SOLD (more available)
Pterodactyl costume – SOLD
Loch Ness Monster costume – SOLD
Enema notebook – SOLD
Big Bird cape – SOLD
Buttplug trucker hat – SOLD
Vagina Dentata costume – SOLD
Fuzzy pocket dinosaur – SOLD
Elizabethan lace collar – SOLD
Frankentoys – SOLD (3 sales)
Aidan’s monsters – SOLD (over 7000 sold and counting)
Rasta hat – SOLD
Live, Love, Lactate decal – SOLD
Rock poem – SOLD
Woolen snowball coaster – SOLD
Santa and Jesus - SOLD
Baby Jesus “Ornamate” – SOLD
Holiday Regrets hat – SOLD
Harry Potter dolls – SOLD
Cabbage Patch doll head ear muffs - SOLD
Plastic bag hair bow – SOLD
Stephen King nesting dolls – SOLD
Snake necklace – SOLD
Demonstration butt – SOLD
Piece of cake postcard – SOLD
Uterus pinata – SOLD (more available)
Book necklace – SOLD
Yanni press-on nails – SOLD
Betty Cracker apron – SOLD
Prison sex Valentine card – SOLD
Rainbow vulva ring – SOLD
Orange You Glad necklace – SOLD
Steampink time traveling octopus with mustache – SOLD (3 sold)
Vagina pillow – SOLD
Volcano print – SOLD
Owlctopus necklace – SOLD
Time traveler necklace – SOLD
Vagina octopus necklace – SOLD
Roseanne rice portrait – SOLD
Fawn necklace - SOLD
Mustache ring – SOLD
Esme Cove drawing – SOLD
Breastmilk soap – SOLD (more available)
Spiked Dread Visor – SOLD
Twilight Wine Glasses – SOLD (more available)
Deerskin Banana Hammock – SOLD (more available)
Corset Jeans – SOLD
Bear with Vagina – SOLD
Fleece Poncho – SOLD (more available)
Pigeon Legs – SOLD
Sunshine Puddle Painting – SOLD
O-My Earrings – SOLD
Placenta Piece – SOLD
Childbirth Education Doll – SOLD (more available)
Zebra Goblet – SOLD
Condom Pillows – SOLD
Taxidermy Unicorn – SOLD
Seashell Seahorse – SOLD
Indian Boy Applique Head – SOLD
CD Clock – SOLD (more available)
MJ Emergency – SOLD
Noodle Bowl Costume – SOLD
DIY Lobster Hat – SOLD
Gnome Costume – SOLD (more available)
Wool Medieval Gown – SOLD
Donkey Mask – SOLD
Progressive Flo Costume – SOLD (more available)
Bone shoes – SOLD
Big Bad “Wolf” skirt – SOLD
Stained leggings – SOLD
Planet of the Apes Erotica – SOLD
Tooth necklace – SOLD
Unicorn pig hat – SOLD
Twilight flowerpot dolls – SOLD
Conferderate flag dress – SOLD
Raccoon penis bone necklace – SOLD
Frenzy necklace – SOLD
Popsicle stick ornament – SOLD
Caterpillar bowling ball sculpture – SOLD
Whale flag – SOLD
Fairy ring – SOLD
Alien walnut-head doll – SOLD
Lady Chatterly blouse – SOLD
Say What necklace – SOLD (100+ sold, more available)
Ideals – SOLD
Fringed sunglasses – SOLD
Sex and the City earrings – SOLD
Rohypnol pillow – SOLD (more available)
SHIT horse – SOLD (prints available)
Fairy Dress – SOLD
Gay porn embriodery – SOLD
Duckie ponytail holders – SOLD
Bald eagle hat - SOLD
Reborn doll – SOLD
Grandma on the toilet painting – SOLD
Copulating earthworm necklace – SOLD
Bella Swan figurine – SOLD
Scrumble cloche – SOLD
I <3 COCK purse – SOLD
Wire ring – SOLD
Coca Cola can earrings – SOLD
Bell bottom sweatpants – SOLD
Tampon ghost – SOLD
Bear on Curtain – SOLD
Penis-shaped crystal – SOLD (more available)
