Oh, Jesus. This is so not hot. Really boner killing. The only way this could be less hot is if your dad was on the leash.
You know what else this isn’t? Steampunk. And also not goth. I don’t even think this is a fetish, unless there’s a whole subculture of people who like corsets with peplums.
So I put it to you…
UPDATE: Already getting some fantastic answers in the poll:
All this week, we’re showcasing Valentine gift suggestions from Fiverr.com, the place where people go to tell the world what they’re willing to do for $5.
Last night, we had Rapper Man droppin’ some fresh rhymes in the hizzy!*
* Like the kids say on their MySpaces
Tonight, we’ve got a special video from Old Bitty Grandma, who channels the cupcakes of Happytown to bring us a VERY ETSY VALENTINE.
Click here to get your own, bitter, hostile Valentine from Old Bitty Grandma!