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NEVER FORGETSY

One of the most awesome things about Etsy crafters is the way they leap on human suffering with a hot glue gun and a bag full of bottlecaps. I like to call it, “Tragicrafting.”

We’ve seen Amy Winehouse death crafts, a Liz Taylor pile on, some super fun hurricane swag, and perhaps most tastefully, a Casey Anthony payday! So is it any wonder that Nine-Elevenailia has been steadily creeping into The World’s Most Vibrant Handmade Suckhole?

A cynical person might suggest that this is just another crappy way to make a buck, but by now you know that I am not a cynical person. I’m a God damned Pollyanna, is what I am. And I will tell you right now that Tragicrafting™ is not about money; it’s about healing.

Yes, closure is just a click away. And it only takes Paypal.

So here are my top ten 9-11 Tragicrafts on Etsy. I only hope you’re as proud as I am.

LET THE HEALING BEGIN!

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OMG! Yes! Yes, I do! I just want to wake up in the morning, put on my Half-Pint prairie apron and cook all day! But just scones. Pretty, pretty scones. And take lots and lots of Ativan.

IT’S LIKE YOU SEE INTO MY SOUL

UPDATE: The seller has amended her product description

YOU GOT SERVED