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This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 17, 2011
Laugh all you want, but do you have any idea how hard it is to find accessories for your milk jug?
I JUST WANT NICE JUGS IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 18, 2011
SWEET JESUS
This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 11, 2011
I’m Julius Caesar, Roman geezer
I fucked them up at the Battle of Alesia
Cleopatra was hot but I got her in the freezer
I got mad Cheops like the Pyramid of Giza
Yeah you know me, I’m Julius C
Who’s down with me, I’m Julius C
You down with me, I’m Julius C
All the ladies love Julius C
Battled with Pompey at Pharsalus
Drank gin and juice from a golden chalice
Don’t need no Trojan on my phallus
If you go to Vegas you can see my palace
Yeah you know me, I’m Julius C
Who’s down with me, I’m Julius C
You down with me, I’m Julius C
All the ladies love Julius C
Et tu, dawg
