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From: J. S.
Subject: EMERGENCY ASS PILLOW!
Date: February 1, 2012 5:38:29 PM PST
To: Helen@regretsy.com
Helen,
My Dad just had some horrifying ass surgery today. Okay, it’s just hemorrhoids, but still.
That said, my family tends to have a rather irreverent approach to things like this, because, well, we’re terrible people.
And being terrible people, I’m thinking that my Dad needs something to sit on. Something that will legitimately help him, but also torture and mock him at the same time.
I want to do something special for my Dad because for gifts he usually just gets the stuff he needs. But this, this is an opportunity. An opportunity for fuckery, an opportunity to help someone in pain and an opportunity to make him laugh his shredded ass off.
Can the Regretsy crew quickly whip up functional item that will soothe his ass?
I can go $100 bucks.
- J
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Submit your sketches, comps or other ideas in the comment thread, along with a estimated time of delivery. I’ll have the letter writer choose her favorite tomorrow, and I’ll even throw in another $100 for the winner.
Your ideas must be posted by noon PST tomorrow to be eligible.
And… GO
