Lensflarey, the magickal, enchanted healer priestess, flies through Etsy in a leather mask, randomly capitalizing words in your listing.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 5, 2011

Okay, theoretically I get what’s going on here. You shove as many words and phrases into the titles of your listing as possible, and you show up in more searches.

What I want to know is, who the hell is searching Etsy for “blacky darky cannibal”?

This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 5, 2011

In the ill-fated sequel to Titanic, Rose gets her arm amputated and falls in love with Stephen Fry’s torso.

UPDATE: TRAGICRAFTING SUNDAY

A super yummy Titanic-themed birthday party by Cupcake Magazine!

OMG you guise! I won best Frozen Floating Corpse costume!

I’M GOING TO TARGET