Posted February 4, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in View it in a Room

Posted February 4, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage, Not Remotely Handmade

PATRON! WOOO HOOO!

Whaddya mean I can’t sell this on Ebby? Ebay? Esty? I can fuckin’ shell whatever I fuckin’ wanna – hey I can do whatever I – FUCK YOU! Is vinnage! VINNAGE! Can’t you spika da English muffucker? Dis vinnage! Fuckin sure is vinnage, it says vinnage righon the bottle.

Fuck you is my fuckin Ebay! YOU CAN . . .

Gonna fuckin puke

Posted February 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Bullshit

Also available from Smiles ‘N Stuff:

Wet Paper Towel
Greasy French Fry Bag
Used Panty Liner
Shit streaked guest towels
Vomit stained bathroom rug
Coffee Grind and Eggshell Potpourri

Enjoy!

Posted February 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage

A piece of shit! A magnet on a piece of shit!

GO BROWN

Posted February 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Jewelry


Posted February 2, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Whimsicle Fuckery

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