It’s time for a new Photoshop contest here at regretsy, home of the weedwhacker haircut!

This one has so many levels of fuckery going on, it’s like some giant, recursive, multi-level meme lasagna. Or as my editor recently said, “It might be a little too meta“.

Okay are you ready?

DESIGN YOUR OWN REGRETSY FABRIC

It’s easier than it sounds – Look what I did today!

You have three hours to design your own regretsy themed fabric. The top three winners will have their designs created at Spoonflower, and will receive three yards of fabric of their winning design, in any weight they choose.

You can make whatever you want from this fabric and sell it in your stores without sharing your revenue (I made a separate agreement with anyone deserving compensation). If you do use the Say What Guy in your fabric, you only have to link to Denny’s Etsy store in your product listings.

And here’s the best part, Spoonflower is actually in on this, and excited to play along! They saw you all talking about them today, and emailed to say they want to be a part of all of our fabric related fuckery!

DESIGN ELEMENTS

Here are your blanks:

Say What Guy
Blank Say What Guy speech bubble
Elephant
Cut Out Cat

You can also use anything in the public domain, or that you have permission to use. Any regretsy stuff used without permission is not allowed, since you’ll be making things to sell.

Spoonflower allows files up to 30 MB, but obviously that won’t work here. So take a screen cap or make a thumb of your design so I can upload it here:

100 KB max
560 pixels wide, max

Any questions about laying out your design can be answered here. You can even work it out over at Spoonflower if you want and use their viewer and tools.

Enter as many designs as you want.

sitesubmissions@regretsy.com

Take this to level 6, bitches!

LET THE FUCKERY COMMENCE

Doors close at 7:30 PST

Still typing

There was a late development

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UPDATE: Oh look, another peace symbol! Thanks Bronc!

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST TONIGHT.

You’re going to get three hours for this one.

Details at 4:00 PST.

Three enormously huge fucktastic prizes.

Oh, by the way I FOUND MY OTHER EAR