Perfect for the plus-sized woman who wants to look like a couch.

On Monday, I told you about a Regretsy meet-up happening in Los Angeles on January 21.

The organizers have chosen a ridiculous sushi bar that’s fairly famous around here for dancing waiters, lip synching sushi chefs and a general atmosphere of alcohol-fueled insanity. It’s like Vegas meets Mardi Gras by way of every pill in your mom’s medicine cabinet.

The venue allows us to have up to 100 people. We really didn’t think we were going to get anywhere near that many fat bastards to come down and drink Sake Bombs in the bowels of the San Fernando Valley, so we just started making a list of people who said they’d be showing up.

We now have over 200 people on that list.

So here’s what you need to do.

In order to guarantee yourself a place at the party, you must pay in advance. So far only about 80 people have prepaid, so there are still seats available, but I really think this is going to sell out pretty fast. There will be a list at the door, and if you aren’t on it, you won’t be able to get in.

The dinner is $20, including tax and tip (a serious deal), and you also get a gift bag full of cool things from artists in the Regresty community. Drinks are not included, but I will be buying as many rounds as I can until Visa cuts me off.

To pre-pay, use this link.

See you there!