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Posted July 13, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp, Not Remotely Handmade, Spelling Issues

ALL YOUR DREAM BELONG TO US

“AS” SOLD SEPARATELY

I LOVE that book!

Posted July 13, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Cats, Not Remotely Steampunk

Posted July 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Clothing

- Submitted by Rachel K.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Fraulein Sally Bowels

Posted July 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Etsy - so sue me

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From the web site:

HOW IT WORKS

1. You contact Erial Ali, letting him know you wish such a portrait.

2. Erial has a phone consultation with you to find out your interests, passions, fascinations, how you “see” yourself.

3. You send Erial a high-quality photo of yourself that you feel is highly representative of “the real you”.

4. Erial meditates and “tunes into you”, to “get your unique Essence”.

5. Once Erial really “gets who you are”, he magically transforms the image you provided into a Celestial Soul Portrait.

6. Erial mails you a high quality digital image – enough detail to print out a VERY LARGE PRINT that looks magnificent.

Click here for the full experience, including music samples “for connecting to Heavenly Realms”

Posted July 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Handmade, Not Remotely Steampunk

Professor Archimedes McFerrin could make all manner of noise with his infernal voice box.

Posted July 11, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in News

As you know, we try to help out Etsy sellers in need from time to time.

Today I’d like to ask you to take a look at Winchester Lambourne’s Etsy shop. Winchester makes custom banners, business cards and other graphics, and as you can see she does very nice work.

Winchester is currently trying to recover from multiple kidney surgeries. The process is difficult, and has curtailed the amount of physical work she’s able to do.

The good news is, after 5 years of working her way through school, she is finally ready to receive her degree. The bad news is, the University will not allow her to graduate until she pays off her debt. And it’s a relatively small debt too – less than $1,000. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be.

“I would happily scrub toilets for minimum wage from 9am to 9pm,” she writes, “but after three kidney-related surgeries, I have not been able to find anything I can really do.”

Winchester is not looking for a hand out. She wants to work.

So if you could use some graphics or a new banner, please take a look at her store. Her prices are really reasonable, and it would be nice to help her get to the next stage in her life and her recovery.

And now, back to the fuckery.

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