2/6/10 TOTAL: $31.09
Profits from Regretsy merchandise are used to hire Etsy artists to create handmade products for various charities, or to directly benefit Etsy sellers in need.
All revenue generated by Regretsy.com is donated to charitable works. See our Charity page for complete information.
Money raised to date for all projects: $1331.09
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There has been a veritable assload of new merchandise added to the Regretsy store today! Just crap on top of crap, layered like a big torte of shoddy fuckery that absolutely no one needs or wants.
And it’s for that reason that I really must insist you get over there immediately and spend your whole unemployment check. Seriously, groceries are so 2009.
I’m sure you all remember the Thanksgiving Skants dude, who many of you felt should have been the winner of the competition last week.
Well, you’ll be happy to know that I have received permission to put him on a T-shirt, and we did exactly that today.
But we also did something else; we put him on a long sleeved sweatshirt, upside down. That way, should you desire to wear it as Skants, he will be upright, and you won’t look silly at all.
Turkey Skants T-shirt
Available in 11 colors
Turkey Skants Sweatshirt
Available in 5 colors
And as an added bonus, we whipped up some Turkey man note cards, so you can finally write that nasty letter you’ve been threatening to send to the Butterball company.
Turkey Man note cards
Also available in greeting card size
Next up, as per your request, our newly famous “Hello House Un-American Activities Committee” line!
These products feature a slightly different design than the one I posted this morning. I mistakenly used a picture of Senator McCarthy in that one, who it turns out, was not a member of the HUAC. So many thanks to the sharp-eyed anal retentive fun sucker who pointed that out in the comments.
HUAC Mug
Also available in a stein or commuter mug
HUAC Note Card
Also available in greeting card size
HUAC T-shirt
Available in 11 colors
As always, profits go directly into our Regretsy Alchemy Fund. As you may know, the fund works in $200 increments; when we raise that amount, we hire an Etsy seller to make handmade goods for charity.
So there you have it; 6 new horrific additions to our already swollen colon of commerce. From our blowhole to yours.
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That’s a good guess!
I wonder if there are any clues that can help us solve this mystery. Hmmm.
What about this?
I guess we’ll never know.
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