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This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 17, 2011

A woman gets on an elevator, and there’s a man already on it. She stands with her back to him as they ride up in silence. After a moment, he leans over and whispers, “Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?”

She wheels around, furious.

“No! No you cannot smell my pussy!”

“Oh,” he says. “Must be your feet.”

UPDATE: OH DEAR THERE’S A COMMERCIAL (MNSFW)

This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 25, 2011

For a second I thought that was Joy Behar, which makes this everyone’s fantasy.