UPDATE: Sleuthing by readers has uncovered this treasure trove of the artist’s other works.

BE SAFE, CONTENTS ARE EXTREMELY HOT

The Regretsy Fan Page on Facebook went down last night. Went down hard, like Kim Kardashian at Clippers game. I have no idea what that even means. I just haven’t been able to stop thinking about that Carls Jr. commercial she’s in now, where she’s sitting in a bath tub, eating salad with her fingers. I’m not sure why Kim Kardashian’s bathwater and lettuce are supposed to make me hungry, but the whole thing just makes me think of Monistat.

The point is, I’ve been in contact with Facebook this morning and they are very kindly helping me get the page back up again. It had nothing to do with content or anything sinister, though I enjoyed the conspiracy theories people shared with me last night. My favorite: “Etsy probably hit Facebook with a Cease and Desist order”. Apparently this web site and a book are both okay, but a fan page on Facebook is where Etsy draws the line.

To be perfectly frank, it was my fault. I gave Facebook the wrong information when I started the page, and it appeared to them that it was a fake account. I sent the correct information just now, and with any luck we’ll be back online shortly.

In the meantime, please enjoy this video by the gifted Maxine Swaby, who says it better than I ever could. It’s only four minutes, but it feels like a lifetime.

Thanks to Merrill Markoe for the link

Not an arm warmer, nor a wristlet, so this is even less substantial than something that has no purpose. The important thing is that you can wear it with a gown, provided it’s also bile green and completely open in the back. Have fun in the hospital!