Oh, It’s a pretty awesome Alchemy Request, all right. Only one thing could make it even better.
That’s right, I offered up the Regretsy community to make the music video for Achy Breaky Heart in Klingon, and we got the job!
How proud are you? A lot, I bet. You’re about to be part of a giant, interactive, holiday-themed musical clusterfuck, and you’re on the bottom!. It’s like Glee, only gayer!
Here’s how we’re going to do it.
Step 1: I’ve been in touch with one of the world’s foremost Klingon translators, who is going to make this translation 100% accurate. Then he’s going to make a guide track for us to work with, reading the lyrics in tempo to the song so we can pronounce everything properly.
Step 2: You are going to record yourself singing it, either on an mp3 or video, and we’re going to edit together a brilliant music video of the whole fucking mess, just in time for QI’lop.
Step 3: PROFIT
Next week, I’ll have the karaoke track for you, a guide track to work with, and footage of Billy Ray in concert (though I’m sure you already have that). Start thinking of your costume – I’d love to see some hand made Klingonabilia.
Has anyone made a Klingon Balaclava yet? JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE