Special occasions?

I don’t know about your dogs, but mine don’t have a lot of opportunity to wear jewelry and mingle. Their idea of a special occasion is licking their ass in the sun for half an hour.

- Submitted by Mike

You know, I think if you just followed her around for a few hours, you’d probably be able to get a photo of this.

- Submitted by Chloe

I’LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE