What the hell is it with hipsters and sweets? Why does everything have to look like a fucking cookie, or have Skittles glued all over it?

I’m convinced everyone on Etsy is either 12 or a heroin addict.

UPDATE:

This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011

UPDATE: Bonus brilliance left in the comments

Yesterday, I posted some MP3s that were edited from the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

Apparently the appeal of the POTUS swearing like a motherfucker was too much to resist, and many of you have new ringtones today.

However, some readers were not so lucky. The method I used to upload the tracks was not working with some browsers, and I got a lot of requests to upload them in a different format.

So here they are, five tracks, all compressed into one zip folder. If you still have trouble, let me know.

- Click here to download the mp3s

FANTASTIC UPDATE:

Good evening,

My dad turned the POTUS swearing into an android app. He works for AndroidCentral so it is a legit app.

Thought it might be cool to post on Regretsy so he could get some reviews and people could get consistent nonsensical swearing on their Android devices by Obama.

Thanks,

Ashley

DOWNLOAD SHIT OBAMA SAYS APP HERE