What is this “he” shit? Unless this thing has a dick, it’s a bucket with buttons glued on it.

You know what else goes together? You and fucking off.

By now you may know that Bronc and I are hard at work on a TV project and a new website. While we get ready for the launch, we’ve turned the site over to our good friend, Crochet Guevara.

Crochet is working very hard to amuse you. In fact, he’s posting all new content, 7 days a week. We thought that would go over well, since the repeats on the weekends have been a source of irritation for some of you.

And now, everyone is happy.

Well, maybe not.

Rather than try to please everyone, we’ve settled on just being somewhat irritating. So in addition to the new stuff, we’ll be reposting classic Regretsy entries from the very early days of this site, before it was in color.

And it’ll be something we haven’t re-run before, making it a brand new repeat of shit we already showed you! This way, we virtually guarantee that everyone will be vaguely dissatisfied. And really, isn’t that the most any of us can ask for?

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