- Submitted by kissyface

Yes, this would make a perfect wedding gift, provided you only want to spend $8.00, and the bride can’t read.

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of the day I would put on a European pillow sham and make cole slaw.

Most of you know by now that in addition to doing whatever it is I do over here, I also write a monthly column for Brides.com. I figure I’ve already ruined crafting, I might as well shit on your wedding.

If this sort of thing interests you, you can read the piece here.

If not, come back in a little while for more fuckery.

Oh I’m so glad you’re willing to work with me, because this isn’t quite what I had in mind. I was thinking something more like this:

And the for the rest of the bridal party, maybe something like this?

But you’re the artist!

Speaking of weddings, my November column for Brides.com is now live for your perusal.