
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Some piece of shit wire hanger from the dry cleaner wrapped in a dish rag
MAZEL TOV
This post first appeared on Regretsy in August of 2011

You can also use it after the wedding when you go back to stripping.
This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 18, 2011


AVAILABLE IN TWIN, FULL AND ALMOST QUEEN SIZE
