You know what’s a great gift for the bride to be? A down payment on a house.
More importantly, why is everyone on Etsy always looking out the window? Everyone’s staring off into space, being all detached and shit. What the hell is everybody looking at?
The cookie cutter wedding is over, ladies! Nobody wants anything well made and flattering anymore. The hot new thing is rubbing a glue stick all over yourself and rolling around in a pile of placemats.
“When I grow up, I’m going to marry George Zimmer at the Men’s Wearhouse!”
Man, these guys really went all out. I think I saw this on Platinum Weddings.