Oh, it was a beautiful wedding! The burlap cake topper was so Feed-Store chic. And at the end of the night, the groom threw a blanket over the bride and took her home in a trailer.

Something old,
Something new,
Something borrowed,
Something ugly as fuck

Well, that’s one way to keep the hem up.

The proposal, the engagement party, it all happened so fast… the whole thing was a blur.