Here comes Mrs. Cottontail
Flappin’ down the bunny trail
Flippity floppin’, down the grassy knoll
She’ll give every baby a
Chance to see her labia
And look for Easter presents in her hole
She’s got jelly beans for Tommy
Diva cups for sister Sue
She delivers them like mommy
From her purple felt vagoo
You’ll wake up on Easter morning
And you’ll know that she was there
When you find those pastel tampons
That she’s hiding everywhere
Oh! Here comes Mrs. Cottontail
Flappin’ down the bunny trail
Flippity floppity Happy Red Tent Day



