I can’t believe no one has stolen the woolen vagina bike seat you’ve been sitting on for a year. You must live in a great neighborhood.

Just lazer your labe, babe
Vajazzle your pud, bud
Tidy your box, Fox
And I’ll make you a bowl
Just powder your flaps, chaps
And neaten the crack, Jack
Perfume your bits, Fritz
And show me your hole

- Paul Hymen

This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.