I think by now we all know that real feminism is not about equal rights and opportunities for women. It’s about smearing your Kotex on a piece of paper and selling it on Etsy.

So come on! Turn up the Ani Di Franco and let’s get those pads out! The world isn’t going to change itself, sisters. It’s going to take a village of idiots, rubbing their waste around like a bunch of monkeys on an Animal Planet blooper reel.

GOD MADE TAMPAX FLUSHABLE FOR A REASON

THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMETHING YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO USE ONCE

NSFW BONUS: Before and after vaginal rejuvenation gallery

DON’T CLICK IT I’M SERIOUS

No, I’m kidding, it’s actually here

From: Kimberly D.
Date: June 16, 2011 3:15:50 PM PDT
To: Helen@regretsy.com

- Kim

Artist: Hazel Moore

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