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When you’re at the craft store, squeezing yarn balls and wondering which one will make more “fleshy” knitted placentas, it’s time to start asking yourself the hard questions.
Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Vaginas, View it in a Room
Filed in Vaginas
How does this happen? How do you sew this and dye it, and photograph it and list it, and never at any point in the process say, “Wow this really looks like someone shit themselves”? How do you miss that? I mean this isn’t like one of those magic eye things that you have to look at for 10 minutes before you see the dolphin. If you can’t see a giant diarrhea smear on your thong, you might want to start hitting the lutein.
Filed in Decorative Pillows, Vaginas
- Submitted by Stephanie Barnes
Oh, honey. If you had a beer can, you wouldn’t need this pillow.
“I was just admiring your necklace.”
“Oh, thank you! Did you do VBAC?”
“No, I’ve never been to Canada.”
“Oh, it’s not a mountain. It means ‘Vaginal Birth After Cesarean’. I delivered two babies from my vagina after my C-section!”
“Okay…”
“Some people don’t want vaginal births after Cesareans because during labor, the uterus can split open along the old C-section scar. But I didn’t have a uterine rupture or an infection or a bowel injury! I rock!”
“Will you excuse me? I need some more meatballs.”
Filed in Vaginas
I can’t believe no one has stolen the woolen vagina bike seat you’ve been sitting on for a year. You must live in a great neighborhood.
