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2. PAY WITH PAYPAL

As you know, we have a Zazzle store that sells all manner of ridiculous nonsense. I think there’s some pretty great stuff in there, and it all goes to a good cause.

One of our biggest sellers has been the “Namaste, Bitches” design. However, we’ve hit a tiny bump in the road. According to some patrons, the “Namaste, Bitches” design, which looked so great in Photoshop, doesn’t quite translate to a t-shirt. There’s a sunburst and screened back text behind the main text, and some of our buyers say it doesn’t print well. They say those lighter designs just end up looking like stains. Obviously, this will not do.

So I’ve put up a new version of the “Namaste, Bitches” merchandise. I left the old stuff up, too. Nobody said anything bad about the mousepads or mugs, so maybe those came out okay.

Anyone having a problem with any of the Zazzle stuff, don’t hesitate to drop us a line.

Namaste Bitches T-Shirt
Namaste Bitches Tote

We’ve all seen them. Those readers who love Regretsy, who have been here right from the beginning, but then we make fun of something they don’t want us to make fun of, and all of sudden it’s JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

Call it what you will: selective outrage, sanctiphoniusness, Isaac Hayesing, Indian bitching, or just a massive case of adult-onset cryabeetus. It all means the same thing: BUTTHURT.

Cryabeetus T-Shirt
Cryabeetus Mousepad
Cryabeetus Tote
Cryabeetus Mug

Thank you all for your time and patience, and for contributing so very much to our alchemy projects.

Okay, two very cool things to share with you today:

First of all, The Onion’s AV Club gave me a really nice review yesterday, and included me in a list of fantastic books to read on the toilet. Plus they almost made me sound smart, so clearly they earn their money over there.

Also, my friends at Urlesque posted a video interview they did with me at ROFL Con last month, where I talk about some of my favorite Regretsy pieces ever.

Click on images for the stories.

Greetings, subjects. Bronc Drywall here. As you probably know, our beloved Helen Killer embarked on her glorious World Tour yesterday. For the next 1.5 weeks she’ll be wreaking havoc across the Eastern Seaboard. If any of you are lucky enough to run into her, do me a favor and volunteer to be the designated driver. K thanks.

Anyway, Helen and I stocked up as many posts as we could in order to keep the site up and running in the interim. It should run smoothly, for the most part. I’ll do my best to keep up with the Facebook and Twittering. I may even write a few posts here on the main site. The point is, don’t fret. I’ve been intimately involved with the site since its inception, and our sensibilities are pretty close. Helen is much funnier than I am (duh), but that’s only because she’s the funniest person alive. I’m no slouch in the yuks department my damn self. And while she is funnier than I am, I am much meaner than she is. She holds back sometimes; I can’t make any such promises. Helen makes it a policy to mock the craft, not the crafter. I am not necessarily under any such restrictions.

Stick around; I think you’ll be entertained. First time for everything, yes? I’ll make it worth your while. I don’t suffer fools gladly, I cuss a lot, and the list of things I hate is longer than Manute Bol’s arm.

I hope you enjoy.

Cheers,
Bronc

Boy, do I ever love love heart these! They really have that whole Eames era kind of art deco, boomerang, flying-saucer-atoms-and-parabolas thing going on, which is so incredibly awesomely googie doo-wop sputnik, and not anything I could find in any garage in the world right this fucking minute, minus the stripped heads and 50 years of shit in the threads rendering them completely fucking useless.

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Congratulations and thanks to everyone who did such great work in the Spoonflower fabric contest tonight!

There were a lot of large files coming in and it may have caused some technial problems. It looks like some entries never made it to my mailbox, so I apologize if I missed your design.

I’ve already been getting emails from people interested in buying your fabrics, so please open a Spoonflower account and upload your design! You have to order a swatch before they’ll start selling the fabric, because you have to approve it, but it’s very inexpensive, and it’s a good investment.

Right now there are close to 50 fabrics tagged “regretsy” over there, so please add yours!

WINNERS:

Please open a Spoonflower account, and send me a link to your profile. I also need the email address you used to open your account.

Spoonflower will credit your account for three yards of fabric (one free yard for runners up).

And even if you didn’t win, please make sure you send me links to anything you sell in your Etsy store using your fabric.

Thanks again, and congratulations!