Regretsy » Twilight http://www.regretsy.com Where DIY Meets WTF Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:30:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 OMFG http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/30/omfg/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/30/omfg/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:30:43 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=19616 I’ve seen my share of “reborn” dolls in the last year, but this is the first reborn vampire baby I’ve run across. And I’m only sorry I wasn’t in my car at the time.

Meet Jasper Dean, “the remarkable offspring of Jasper and Alice”.

Click image to view eBay auction

From the description:

GORGEOUS TWILIGHT BABY

HIS FANGS ARE SECURED INTO HIS MOUTH BUT CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING HIS MODIFIED PACIFIER AND BOTTLE OF FAKE ANIMAL BLOOD.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHANGE HIS NAME LET ME KNOW AT TIME OF ADOPTION AND IT CAN BE PUT ON HIS ADOPTION PAPERS.

The auction ended about an hour ago, with a winning bid of $90 plus $25 in shipping.

Someone paid $115 for this fucking thing, and they are going to talk to it and sing to it and cuddle it and pretend to feed it animal blood from a baby bottle every day. That’s what’s out there people, and that’s why I don’t leave my house unless I have to.

Happy Friday!

]]> http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/30/omfg/feed/ 86 Beached Fail http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/27/beached-fail/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/27/beached-fail/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:30:05 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=19478

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I don’t know who Robert Patterson is, but I bet this doesn’t look like him either.

Few people realized Edward Cullen had a lazy eye because they were distracted by his hay wig.

This is either Mario Lopez or that guy from CSI Miami.

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This is actually from a lesser known version of Twilight, starring Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort and Alice Ghostley as Leelee Sobieski.

]]> http://www.regretsy.com/2010/07/01/team-never/feed/ 69 Total Eclipse http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/30/total-eclipse/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/30/total-eclipse/#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:30:58 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=18234 To celebrate the release of Eclipse today, we’re reposting one of our favorite Twilight crafts of 2009. Be safe!

]]> http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/30/total-eclipse/feed/ 52 Ulterior Votive http://www.regretsy.com/2010/05/28/ulterior-votive/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/05/28/ulterior-votive/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 23:30:05 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=16402

Thanks for the heads up.

Oh dear.

OMG I like to call them that too!

Most Twilight fans have empty jars of Tostitos Queso dip lying around in their bedrooms. Also Burger King trash. So materials aren’t going to be a problem.

BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

That plastic cup hot glued to a Tostitos jar sure looks like an expensive candle! Take that, Jo Malone! Waaa laaa!

Please don’t say it. Please. Please.

Shit

]]> http://www.regretsy.com/2010/05/28/ulterior-votive/feed/ 72 Crapula http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/01/crapula/ http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/01/crapula/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:30:13 +0000 Helen Killer http://www.regretsy.com/?p=13204

Whoa. This is really uncanny. I mean, it looks exactly like someone. I don’t know who of course, but if I did, I’d be really impressed.

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Half man, half pillow, full retard.

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BE SAFE, CONTENTS ARE EXTREMELY HOT

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“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward had a wooden doll head. Second, there was a part of him – and I think it might have just been his arms – that was made from pipe cleaners. And third, he was unconditionally and irrevocably a flower pot.”

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One earring is an “E” for “Execrable’, and one is a “J” for ‘Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker, you have got to be shitting me.”

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This reminds me of the time my dog ate a box of crayons.

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You know, I’ve seen a lot of this kind of stuff in the last few weeks. But this is hands down the best painting of Edward Mulhare yet.

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