Posted January 7, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage, Toys

GUESS WHAT NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS TO THE TRASH

Posted December 4, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Toys

QUESTIONS:

1. What am I looking at?
2. Where did the alien get the horse? Is it an alien horse? If so, does it contain nuts?
2. What if I wanted the head made out a filbert?
3. How much is shipping to Earth?
4. Can I buy this if I have squirrels?

CONVO ME

Posted December 3, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Art, Baby, Toys

I don’t know what’s more fun – the yarn or the furry acorn! Well, just throw it in the crib and let the baby figure it out.

Posted October 12, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Toys

Is this a fun toy or what? Look at the screaming people trapped in the burning building! And what about the guy falling to his death? Oh, it’s just adorable! I’m glad they used lead-free paint so I could give it to my toddler.

Posted October 8, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Toys, Vaginas

- Submitted by Nicole

Oh come on! Do we have to put a vagina on everything? Is there not one thing exempt from being vaginified? Hey you know what would be great? A vagina on a vagina. Let’s do that. The more vaginas the better, I always say. And there should also be a detachable vagina on the outer vagina, and you can keep your fucking tampon in it. God, I hate people.

Posted October 7, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Toys

Maybe the second one should have ears on it.