- Submitted by Anna

Boy, you’re going to learn a lot from a polyfill ass. Once you master the button prostate and the elastic sphincter, you’ll be ready to start cornholing H.R. Pufnstuff.

Oh, those are lovey! I can just imagein inflaming my lover with my firery nuggets. Why, I’m getting engoreged just thinking about it!

There are 6 in the View It In A Room picture. Can you find them all?

You really want to be environmentally friendly? Try crapping in a toilet like a grown-up, instead of filling up the landfill with your giant pampers, you big pussy.