As you know, I filled in for Bronc over at Winning at Everything last week while he was doing the AIDS ride. In my efforts to make the site as offensive as possible in his absence, I dug up far more internet flotsam that I could possibly use in a week.

I didn’t get around to using this particular find, which I stumbled on a few years ago. It remains one of the stranger fetishes I’ve come across in my 150 years on the internet, and I find that strangely comforting. In this high tech world of special effects and big budgets, it’s nice to know that there is still a site out there that teaches people how to jack off with their sneakers.

- Click here for the whole syllabus

Finally! A man who will go down on you without asking you to pay for it! What a breath of fresh air!

Now before you get too excited, there are some restrictions to this generous offer:

Think you qualify? Click here to fill out an application!

When I posted this the other day, it seemed kind of… familiar. Oh, not because it’s also my fantasy, but because I thought I saw a similar ad on Craigslist a while back.

It turns out I not only saw it, I also saved it. Which is unfortunate.

I’ll be in the bathroom.

- Submitted by Brad O’Farrell

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