You know, some days my “organic 11 and a half inch non flammable cum” keyword search really pays off.

- Submitted by Anna

Boy, you’re going to learn a lot from a polyfill ass. Once you master the button prostate and the elastic sphincter, you’ll be ready to start cornholing H.R. Pufnstuff.

Oh, those are lovey! I can just imagein inflaming my lover with my firery nuggets. Why, I’m getting engoreged just thinking about it!