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Posted August 13, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Self-Gratification

You know, some days my “organic 11 and a half inch non flammable cum” keyword search really pays off.

Posted July 30, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Self-Gratification

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Boy, you’re going to learn a lot from a polyfill ass. Once you master the button prostate and the elastic sphincter, you’ll be ready to start cornholing H.R. Pufnstuff.

Posted June 11, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Self-Gratification

Oh, those are lovey! I can just imagein inflaming my lover with my firery nuggets. Why, I’m getting engoreged just thinking about it!

Posted February 19, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises, Self-Gratification, View it in a Room



There are 6 in the View It In A Room picture. Can you find them all?

Posted October 11, 2009 by Helen Killer Filed in Self-Gratification

Gee, this thing is so beautiful I don’t know whether to stick it up my ass or wear it to church.

Who wants ice cream?