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Pearl Necklace

BONUS: WELL HUNG DRAPES

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50 Shades of Earl Grey (NSFW)

And now all your tea will taste like Sake.

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Oh dear.

This post first appeared on Regretsy in December of 2011.

So you’re saying it gets floppy if you play with it? BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW MY WAND WORKS

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Give it a good whack (MNSFW)

If you hit this in just the right spot, Zagnuts fall out.