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Posted September 3, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises

Posted September 1, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises

Drinking champagne from a bronze codpiece sounds delicious, but I’m going to wait until after you’ve had your sweaty nutsack in there all day so I get the full blazing effect.

Posted August 20, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises

UPDATE: I just saw this posted in the comment thread.

Posted August 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Needlework, Penises

This reminds me of a party I went to in college.

Posted July 14, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Penises

Dad, remember how you used to take me fishing? How you taught me how to drive, and to throw a spiral? And remember how when it would rain, you’d put all my newspapers in the station wagon and take me on my paper route? Well, here’s a clay penis. I figured it was either this or a tie.

Posted July 4, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Holidays, Penises


Who wants hot dogs?

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