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Posted July 14, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Bullshit, Paper Goods

Posted March 5, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Garbage, Paper Goods

Posted February 10, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Holidays, Paper Goods

I think what this card is trying to say is that sometimes, love is like a metal thing. Or maybe like one of those old Daisy Wheels they used to use in printers. That’s the great thing about love; it’s different for everyone. It can be like a weird serving dish, or maybe you can put a candle on it.

Then again, love is a lot like a picture you tore out of a magazine for no apparent reason, other than you were bored under the dryer and thought you could decoupage it on something.

LOVE YOU!

Posted February 9, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Paper Goods, Spelling Issues

Do to the fact that this is a piece of crap, I am enclosing sseveral additional pieces of crap at no extra cost. However I’m keeping the clipboard and the Wonder bread bag.

Posted February 8, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Don't Ask Me, Paper Goods, Spelling Issues

Sometimes, when I’m “Dancing with the Stars”, I think about how you remind me of “Mr. Ed”, because baby, you are my “Top Chef”, and I thougt I’d let you know that I’m not sure what I’m talking about.

Posted January 16, 2010 by Decortive Falage Filed in Paper Goods, Spelling Issues

“Decortive Falage” is my drag name.

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