Professor Flintbottom surprised everyone in the Diogenes Club when he joined the cast of Starlight Express at the Las Vegas Hilton.
Professor Pennywhistle reached into his fantastic adjustable hip satchel, producing a few farthings and a folded map of Main Street.
“Now then,” he began, “who wants a churro?”
PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE UNIQUENESS
SO UNIQUE IT’S VINTAGE AND BRAND NEW AT THE SAME TIME
HANG IT SIDEWAYS FOR MORE UNIQUENESS
GET TWO AND MAKE EARRINGS
PUT AN OWL ON IT
A VACUUM TUBE AND WATCH PARTS
AN ELEPHANT HEAD AND WATCH PARTS
A VAGINA AND WATCH PARTS
A MUSTACHE AND WATCH PARTS
Also great if you’re tired of things that are attractive and interesting.