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Helen Killer — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:59:21 +0000

RULE OF THUMB: Anything using the word “smidgen” in the description = NOT STEAMPUNK

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Things That Are Not Steampunk #23

Helen Killer — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:09:25 +0000

DAMN, BABY

Helen Killer — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:20:14 +0000

Things That Are Not Steampunk #22

Bronc Drywall — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:30:25 +0000

Mr. Verne regarded his wife with annoyance. “Why do you insist on rummaging through that infernal leather satchel when we dine at the Savoy?”

“Jules,” she protested, “I’m looking for my Tic Tacs.”

Things That Are Not Steampunk #21

Helen Killer — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:44:06 +0000

Things That Are Not Steampunk #20

Helen Killer — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:34:15 +0000

Things That Are Not Steampunk #15

Helen Killer — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 23:30:41 +0000

This post first appeared on Regretsy on August 24, 2010

Things That Are Not Steampunk #1

Bronc Drywall — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:30:56 +0000

Things That Are Not Steampunk #19

Helen Killer — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:13:30 +0000

Professor Flintbottom surprised everyone in the Diogenes Club when he joined the cast of Starlight Express at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Things That Are Not Steampunk #18

Helen Killer — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 17:30:33 +0000

Professor Pennywhistle reached into his fantastic adjustable hip satchel, producing a few farthings and a folded map of Main Street.

“Now then,” he began, “who wants a churro?”

You keep using that word

Helen Killer — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:30:10 +0000

IT’S UNIQUE

VERY UNIQUE

PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE UNIQUENESS

SO UNIQUE IT’S VINTAGE AND BRAND NEW AT THE SAME TIME

HANG IT SIDEWAYS FOR MORE UNIQUENESS

GET TWO AND MAKE EARRINGS

PUT AN OWL ON IT

WATCH PARTS

A VACUUM TUBE AND WATCH PARTS

AN ELEPHANT HEAD AND WATCH PARTS

A VAGINA AND WATCH PARTS

A MUSTACHE AND WATCH PARTS

BUY HAND ASSEMBLED!

Things That Are Not Steampunk #17

Helen Killer — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:30:36 +0000

Also great if you’re tired of things that are attractive and interesting.

Things That Are Not Steampunk #16

Helen Killer — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 21:30:00 +0000

Lady Farnsworth’s acrylic blend button up cardigan barely left room for her petticoats.

Things That Are Not Steampink

Helen Killer — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:30:56 +0000

Things That Are Not Steampunk #15

Helen Killer — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:30:20 +0000