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Things That Are Not Steampunk

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Things That Are Not Steampunk #26

1. LEARN
2. TO
3. SEW

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Things That Are Not Steampunk #25

“Daisy!” cried professor Pennywhistle, dropping his monocle. “Where are you going in that ridiculous costume?”

“Please, Victor, I’m late for my stationary velocipede class at the gymnasium.”

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You Keep Using That Word

This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 23, 2011

IT’S UNIQUE

VERY UNIQUE

PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE UNIQUENESS

SO UNIQUE IT’S VINTAGE AND BRAND NEW AT THE SAME TIME

HANG IT SIDEWAYS FOR MORE UNIQUENESS

GET TWO AND MAKE EARRINGS



PUT AN OWL ON IT

WATCH PARTS

WATCH PARTS

A VACUUM TUBE AND WATCH PARTS

AN ELEPHANT HEAD AND WATCH PARTS

A VAGINA AND WATCH PARTS

A MUSTACHE AND WATCH PARTS

BUY HAND-ASSEMBLED!