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“Daisy!” cried professor Pennywhistle, dropping his monocle. “Where are you going in that ridiculous costume?”

“Please, Victor, I’m late for my stationary velocipede class at the gymnasium.”

This post first appeared on Regretsy on February 23, 2011

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VERY UNIQUE

PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE UNIQUENESS

SO UNIQUE IT’S VINTAGE AND BRAND NEW AT THE SAME TIME

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GET TWO AND MAKE EARRINGS

PUT AN OWL ON IT

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A VACUUM TUBE AND WATCH PARTS

AN ELEPHANT HEAD AND WATCH PARTS

A VAGINA AND WATCH PARTS

A MUSTACHE AND WATCH PARTS

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RULE OF THUMB: Anything using the word “smidgen” in the description = NOT STEAMPUNK

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