PATRON! WOOO HOOO!

Whaddya mean I can’t sell this on Ebby? Ebay? Esty? I can fuckin’ shell whatever I fuckin’ wanna – hey I can do whatever I – FUCK YOU! Is vinnage! VINNAGE! Can’t you spika da English muffucker? Dis vinnage! Fuckin sure is vinnage, it says vinnage righon the bottle.

Fuck you is my fuckin Ebay! YOU CAN . . .

Gonna fuckin puke

I’d like to use this for unique decor design, but I have no one who could view my wall.

Nothing says “it touches my heart” like an inkjet death certificate in a frame with a bow on it. It’s almost as nice as a book of invoices from Staples, but I’d only suggest that if you really know the person.