Professor Archimedes McFerrin could make all manner of noise with his infernal voice box.

Wait, so you can sell your car on Etsy now?

This is great news! I’ve got a shitty car and a roll of tape, and I could really use $100,000.

Feel free to heart me in advance!

I take Paypal

I wish there was some way to tell when something isn’t really hand made. Some kind of keywords, or phrases to look out for. Hmmmm.

It sure is tricky. I don’t know how Etsy manages to stay on top of it!

- Submitted by Amanda

So they cost $60, And she sells them for $60. How does she make money? One word . . . VOLUME!