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Posted July 13, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Derp, Not Remotely Handmade, Spelling Issues

ALL YOUR DREAM BELONG TO US

“AS” SOLD SEPARATELY

I LOVE that book!

Posted July 12, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Handmade, Not Remotely Steampunk

Professor Archimedes McFerrin could make all manner of noise with his infernal voice box.

Posted June 30, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Handmade

I can’t believe you people. Have you ever tried to make Nivea Antiperspirant? It’s not easy, you know. You have to make Hydrogenated Castor Oil, 18-36 Acid Trygliceride and Stearyl Alcohol, and that takes a long time. But you just come here and laugh because you’re too stupid to make anything yourself. At least this guy is putting his work out there. What are you doing? I feel sorry for you.

Posted June 23, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Bullshit, Not Remotely Handmade

Wait, so you can sell your car on Etsy now?

This is great news! I’ve got a shitty car and a roll of tape, and I could really use $100,000.

Feel free to heart me in advance!

I take Paypal

Posted June 22, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Handmade

I wish there was some way to tell when something isn’t really hand made. Some kind of keywords, or phrases to look out for. Hmmmm.

It sure is tricky. I don’t know how Etsy manages to stay on top of it!

Posted April 28, 2010 by Helen Killer Filed in Not Remotely Handmade

- Submitted by Amanda

So they cost $60, And she sells them for $60. How does she make money? One word . . . VOLUME!

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