EVERYONE LIKES WARM NUTS

Includes:
Expandable dining room table
6 dining room chairs
Hutch
Clock
Bitch tits

Well, it’s a writer’s dream come true; a typewriter that turns any word into a cocktail.

Yes, this invention comes to you from the strange and wonderful mind of morskoiboy, who I can only hope is working on a laptop that turns your hate mail into pretzels.

When life give you words, make vodka stingers.

Do not miss the video of the machine in action: