A woman gets on an elevator, and there’s a man already on it. She stands with her back to him as they ride up in silence. After a moment, he leans over and whispers, “Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?”

She wheels around, furious.

“No! No you cannot smell my pussy!”

“Oh,” he says. “Must be your feet.”

UPDATE: OH DEAR THERE’S A COMMERCIAL

Honey, if you’re reading this, I think they take Paypal.

- Submitted by Glitterherpes