“You kids with your Punk Steam and your googles and your different engines! Turn down that damn Victrola when I’m talking to you! And get that airship off my lawn before I call the constabulary!”

CAN ALSO BE USED AS A TRAVEL WATERPROOF SANDWICH CASE COVER

A woman gets on an elevator, and there’s a man already on it. She stands with her back to him as they ride up in silence. After a moment, he leans over and whispers, “Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?”

She wheels around, furious.

“No! No you cannot smell my pussy!”

“Oh,” he says. “Must be your feet.”

UPDATE: OH DEAR THERE’S A COMMERCIAL