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YES WE CAN BUT NOT VERY WELL

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IF YOU HAPPEN TO LIVE IN GREENSBORO, I HAVE AN ERRAND FOR YOU TODAY

UPDATE: One of you fat bastards is on route RIGHT NOW to go buy this. Pictures to follow.

UPDATE: “When I got there, I asked the lady for the picture of Obama that had been offered for sale on the internet. I said ‘In it, he’s standing around with several people – it’s not something that has actually ever happened. Do you have a picture like that of President Obama?’

She said, ‘I’m still not sure which one you’re talking about.’

I nearly died. I would have pressed the issue, but she looked like Nell Carter with PMDD.”

“For size reference, and also for fun, the last picture is of my 11-month-old daughter slapping the piss out of Chris Brown’s picture, which she did of her own volition. I’m extremely proud of her.”

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Screw You, I’m a Car

UPDATE: Jalopnik has an interview with the guys behind this ad.

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Regretsy Math

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My Friend Ratty

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IT WAS COMIC SANS THAT KILLED HIM