Filed in Michael Jackson

“Hi, this is Michael Jackson’s personality. Thanks for trapping me in this hideous fucking painting. Who wouldn’t want to spend eternity looking like a cross between Rhea Perlman and Marla Gibbs? And you really captured that famous purple and red outfit I wore in that video, what was it called, oh yes – I Never Wore This Outfit. By the way, nice touch with the purple belt thing between my legs. Is that supposed to be my penis? Very funny. You know I had birthmarks.”
Filed in Michael Jackson
Filed in Michael Jackson

Lauren Marsella has a little bit of an obsession with Michael Jackson. She’s featured in the Regretsy book with a religious themed piece featuring Michael Jackson and Emmanuel Lewis. Aside from this, and now the coconut thing, she seems relatively normal.
Lauren is making a pilgrimage to Los Angeles this week, to document the anniversary of Michael Jackson’s last date with Propofil. Read about her project here.
Filed in Michael Jackson

I would have thought a great gift to keep Michael alive might have been a defibrillator. But I’m not a doctor.
Other than that, this makes perfect sense. Because whenever I hear “Michael Jackson”, I immediately think “baseball”. Well technically, I think “Little League”, but you know what I’m saying.














