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King of Poplar
Filed in Michael Jackson
My only complaint about this is that thing under his eye. If they had just started the whole thing a little to the left, they could have used it for the nose.
Filed in Michael Jackson
If you think this is hideous, You Are Not Alone.
Filed in Cats, Michael Jackson
If you’re going to do this, you should really do this.
Filed in Dolls, Michael Jackson
It’s a good thing Michael Jackson is dead, because this would have killed him.
Filed in Copyright Infringements, Michael Jackson
I would have thought a great gift to keep Michael alive might have been a defibrillator. But I’m not a doctor.
Other than that, this makes perfect sense. Because whenever I hear “Michael Jackson”, I immediately think “baseball”. Well technically, I think “Little League”, but you know what I’m saying.
Filed in Michael Jackson
So what exactly is a “Michael Jackson Emergency”, and how is this supposed to help? Is it made of asbestos, and meant to be used when your hair catches on fire during a Pepsi shoot? Do you wear it when you don’t want to leave fingerprints on the Jesus juice? Or is it just for when you miss Michael so much, only an object he had no personal connection with will help? Whatever. It’s only $250. You can’t even buy a hit of Propofol with that.
