Let’s face it, sex sells. And if there’s one thing Etsy sellers are good at, besides gluing tampons to picture frames, it’s finding ways to shove gratuitous beaver shots and nip slips into their listings.
In fact, they may be too good at it. Because sometimes the imagery is so extreme, you don’t even know what they’re selling.
So here’s a short quiz for you. These are all Etsy listings for something, but what? Take your best guess, then click on the image for the answer.
On Tuesday, I posted this letter from a reader named Shannon:
Because I thought this was such a good idea, we made it a contest. And because you’re all unemployed, we received many fantastic entries, which we’ve now boiled down to our favorites:
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It turns out that Shannon is especially fond of two of these entries, but cannot decide between them. She needs your help to make a choice.
Please vote for the artwork you like best. The winner will get $150, plus the satisfaction of knowing that they drew the best zombie versions of corporate mascots out of the handful of people who bothered.