TURKEY SKANTS GUY by Gayle
“I carved the lettering backward to make the shadow words. Plotting those backwards words gave me a headache, so I hope you fucking people are happy.”
GUMBALL CLOWN by Lacey and Cathy
“Guess how many candies are in the jar! If you guessed less than a fuckton, you are wrong. Convo us for a free bag of this crappy candy.”
IN UTERO by Suzanne
“Hopefully my pumpkin answers the eternal question – how is babby formed?”
GARY COLEMAN by Paul
WINE-FUELED HALLOWEEN TOWER OF HELL by Trai
Trai went the extra mile by making a video tour of this pile of craft.
WHITE PUMPKIN FROM KOREA by Victoria
Added points for the horrific headline on the newspaper.
I TRIED TO DRAW CARLTON FROM FRESH PRINCE BUT I CUT TOO FUCKING DEEP by Jim
“My pumpkin is an expression of light and a celebration of life. And herpes.”
NEVER ALONE by GEEKTASTIC WHIMSY
ZOEY’S DINNER PARTY by Nichole
“Here is my 5 year old daughter’s dinner party. Guests include: pumpkin head Barbie, my pet dead octopus, Mr. T head bank (wearing a handmade top hat on a head band, by me) and of course, my daughter Zoey with her bear, “Lupus” (she watches a lot of “House”). The tray on the table consists of twenty 2 year old body part Gummies that have been lovingly splattered with a mix of red acrylic paint and Mod Podge.
I realize this is a pumpkin CARVING contest, but carving a pumpkin is completely traumatizing to my daughter.”
HELLO by Megan
“This is my Lionel Richie pumpkin. I added bling and some lace to make it look like a realistic ‘fro.”
Congratulations, runners up! Send me your shipping address and I’ll send you a prize!