If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning, I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.

I think what this is trying to say is that you should let the beauty you love be the things that you are doing for the love of the beauty and the doing, instead of just doing the things you do for the doing of the doing, without the loving and the beauty, which would just be beautyless doings of things.

And I think there’s a lesson in that for all of us.

This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.

You know, I was just asking myself, “Where can I find a plastic bag holder that looks like Wilt Chamberlain’s flaccid penis?” I probably should have looked here first before asking that girl at Bed, Bath & Beyond.