Somewhere up in Heaven, Michael Jackson is looking down and smiling.

Allegedly.

I HAVE THE STRANGEST BONER RIGHT NOW

- This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2010.

At first I was going to complain about the quality of these pictures, but then I realized I’ve seen enough Tiny Peters to last a lifetime.

- Submitted by Ava

Is there anything more darling than porn references on onesies? So fun and classy. And it lets everyone know that you had to read 3rd rate Twilight fan fiction just to get hot enough to let your slob of a husband bang you.