- This post originally appeared on Regetsy on April 25, 2011
If I could put Christ in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to put a few nails up for sale in a pail with some kale
Just to sell them to you
Okay, it’s a little pricey. But look at it this way: you’ll be the only one in the world with a picture of Peter Strauss breaking Whitney Houston’s neck.