I know how this is going to go, so I’m just going to save time by generating my own furious email of complaint, and then we can all get back to the important business of drinking ourselves to death.

All this week, I’ve been showing you unusual Valentine gift suggestions from Fiverr, the place where shit gets real for $5.™

We started looking for love in all the wrong places with Spandy Andy, then moved into rapping, heavy sarcasm and a custom video Valentine. And they were all well worth the $5 investment, believe me.

But tonight?

Well, tonight is a religious experience.

- Get your own personal Jesus here

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 18, 2011

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